inquisition au:

sebastianvaelwiki:

lonewanclerer:

brotherhoodpaladindanse:

inquisition puts on a play of the events of dragon age 2 to improve morale for the troops except”

• they get it horribly wrong
• it becomes a romeo and juliet esque play
• it’s about anders and seb being starcrossed lovers who die in a blaze of glory rather than admit they’ll never see eye to eye on the mage/templar war
• hawke plays anders
• adaar inquisitor plays seb
• iron bull plays merrill
• blackwall and cassandra wrote it
• cole plays carver
• dorian and vivienne do special effects
• music is provided by the chargers
• cullen has to play all the background roles
• including hawke’s mom
• everyone in the inquisition loves it
• it becomes a regular feature to perform
• after a few months varric awkwardly admits that was closer to the real thing than his own book

• cullen cant play himself someone else has to play him
• its probably sera
• she doesnt bother memorizing lines she just improvises and varrics just ‘yeah thats about right’

after some careful thought, i decided to add onto this:

• there is a lot of swooning on adaar’s part
• “the prince’s frail and fragile state”
• “i said FRAIL and FRAGILE”
• “oh, right”
• [[throws self dramatically into hawke’s arms]]
• [[breaks hawke’s arm by accident]]
• there are two hecklers per show. everyone thinks they’re part of the show.
• meredith is played by Jim
• after they capture him, Samson plays himself
• except he’s not allowed to walk around so they keep him in a cage and roll him from scene to scene
• cole stops the play at least twice cos he keeps reading the real peoples the characters are based off of’s hurt
• also because he doesn’t know how to swing a big sword
• eventually they replace it with a broom taped to a cardboard cutout
• his heavy armor is made of pillows
• the real da2 crew shows up to one of the performances to watch. no one recognizes them because they sit in the back and keep their hoods up
• they think it’s the funniest fucking shit ever
• anders: “that was the WORST show i have ever seen in my life.”
• sebastian: “really? i quite liked the part where i did this”
• [[throws self dramatically into anders’ arms]]