portentsofwoe:

kickin-jeans:

aurovar:

kickin-jeans:

snarthurt:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

so

will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again

lest we forget

those are his hooves you b*tch

HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA DO YOU

MOTHERFUCKERS

EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOT MODELING??? LET ME LEARN YOU LITTLE BITCHES A THING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF
Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M.
Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus
coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis
cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus
praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis
persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte
flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis
dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et
Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam
nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late
vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex
parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro
multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis
angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia
passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.

man this dude was so heated they regressed to their past life as caesar, scourge of gaul

are you sure?

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