susiethemoderator: gluten-free-pussy: My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed 5 Stars

shouldnt: (p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan

booby-baby: Danny DeVito responds to his shrine

powerfrog: maplebungus: loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

poiregourmande: me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive me, an intellectual: if … More