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YES HELLO IT’S ASSHOLE ANON I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR DOING CLINTASHA YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD ALSO CIVIL WAR COMES OUT IN…14 DAYS. TWO WEEKS. WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DEAD WE’RE GOING TO DIE THEY’RE ALL GOING TO DIE PLEASE SAY I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT also remember that time when we realized that young alexander pierce would look just like steve??? so bucky spent years in confusion because “why is he hurting me? he’s not supposed to hurt me” kk ily bye <3

: this is my all time favorite and least favorite headcanon out of all the angsty headcanons involving bucky like … More

hello it is i, asshole anon. i’m still an emotional wreck over civil war captain america died, but steve survived, so now people will see him as steve rogers instead of captain america, but bucky saw that all along he was just following the little kid from brooklyn and now steve has thrown down the shield he’ll finally get to be a PERSON again not some figurehead also remember when tony found out that hydra killed his mom and started crying and was in so much pain and felt betrayed Kk ily bye <3

: whenever i start to think “when will asshole anon return from war” you always show back up and i feel … More

why hello it is I asshole anon and hey remember sharon carter, agent thirteen, a brilliant spy who trusted her instincts and took no shit, and was the niece of PEGGY GODDAMN CARTER and then marvel made her into a two-bit love interest for no other purpose than reaffirming steve’s straightness, and remember when natasha romanoff was shoved aside in age of ultron, and they literally put her in a cage and had her WAIT to be RESCUED even though she is the BEST GODDAMN AVENGER THEY HAVE kk ily bye <3

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hello it’s asshole anon ok civil war comes out in 24 days and i’ve been counting one since t minus 125 days what are we supposed to do after this movie like steve will have died horribly for bucky and tony is filled with horror and regret and clint and natasha’s friendship is in shambles and sam lost his wingman AGAIN and they’re all just torn apart like what do we do after y’know we see steve die in bucky’s arms while saying “end of the line” and bucky is just fucking ripped apart kk ily bye <3

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hi this is the asshole anon again i just wanted to say that I know your pain and your blog is wonderful and WOW your steve death ripped my fucking heart out well played serah but remember when bucky smiled when steve pulled him off the table at azzano like steve was the sun, the only light in his life and he may have been tortured but steve was there so it was ok and then he fell and the next time he saw steve he tried to kill him and that light and sun would have been gone forever kk ily bye <3

: speaking of steve dying. okay so imagine at the end of civil war, bucky agrees to become the next … More