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spoopy-soren: xxwolfmeetstheskyxx: Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket … More

pastel-succvbus: john mulaney is cool because he tells ridiculous stories about himself, rather than dumping on other people. he’s also … More

pomrania: pharoahamunsadji: mulaneysbutt: lizatonix: bobertlutece: this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it  … More

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sis-nyc: irhinoceri: proud-hufflepuff: alexromero: Oh my god he really looks like That Here are some gems from the article: That … More

sapphiccassandra: When you try to pick a lock in Dragon Age: Inquisition and it says “requires deft hands, fine tools”:

seldnei: Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly … More

teenagecriminalmastermind: john mulaney just won an emmy and in his acceptance speech, he said that his wife was in New … More

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