vampires – Mage Rights or Mage Fights

glumshoe: vampireapologist: transgirlgoku: vampireapologist: actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a … More

augustdementhe: prokopetz: prokopetz: unseenphil: prokopetz: Every time somebody refers to vampires as “draculas” I picture, like, a vampire suburb, and … More

foxfled: I thought I’d grow out of vampires but here I am grown loving every anemic goth bat bitch I … More

thatsnicebutimmarried: sprinklesparkletwittertwatter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to … More

biggest-gaudiest-fish: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: theawkwardchimera: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic Did you only just realize this? They also … More

forlovefromfear: twilightmademegay: 3denali: twilightmademegay: In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical … More

tedkordisanasshole: otakusapien: vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world “Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the … More

wancemcwain: eggcats: ktae: ragesyndrome: ragesyndrome: i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? … More

cpgs-official: whimsical-gay: interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV … More